moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

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batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

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when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

(Source: phoenixwrong, via dickfaerie)